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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -


TAGS: moods body language
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 12, 2014, 1:55 pm
Ah the better to run down...um...your...NSFW...teehee!
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:53 pm
If she's hold a gun then she's just a Southern girl chilling out.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:51 pm
I will say, those nails kinda gross out me.
SLOHAND62 - March 30, 2013, 2:57 am
Nice nails for making sammiches..5L's
szo850 - March 24, 2013, 2:16 pm
Same goes for her feet. If they are are behind her ears, she like you.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:05 am
Are they holding a pillow?
JesusWept - March 19, 2013, 9:55 pm
Women's hands often land on my face. Not sure why XD
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:24 am
thank you
mariand - March 14, 2013, 6:55 am
lol, yeah... because that sign with the middle finger is such a common gesture...hehehe


TEAM AMERICA - Gives you a complete lesson in arabic




INSTEAD -


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:11 pm
Where's the button for the ASCII penises?
Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.


SECURE THE BUILDING -


TAGS: no common language military
Rating: 4.79/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 7:25 pm
20 years' USAF retiree chiming in. Yep... sounds about right to me!
GySgt1811 - January 22, 2011, 11:50 am
Yep, Ico, can't forget the Baby Navy. Those crazies go out when everyone else should be comin' back in!
Iconoclast - January 21, 2011, 9:53 pm
You left out the Coast Guard.
GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 7:21 pm
Yep! 5 little bottles of hot sauce.
MilDoc - January 21, 2011, 5:44 pm
Too true Airman! 5 MREs!


1836 - Texas WAS a Spanish-Mexican colony till then.


TAGS: texas mexico spanish language colony english
Rating: 2.35/5

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Bakakurisu - June 15, 2009, 7:06 pm
Isn't "Spanish" that language they speak in that one European country? "Spain", is it? Until they came to what is now Texas, I assure you that the inhabitants weren't speaking Spanish. The US owns it now, and we speak English. DEAL WITH IT.
Claire - February 28, 2009, 8:25 pm
Texas isn't the entire nation, and it was annexed into America, an English- speaking nation colonised by England.
malarkyalert - September 10, 2008, 12:24 pm
Yeah and Texa was also its own Country too. So whats it to ya..
coleman - July 30, 2008, 2:24 pm
Yes, let's make it offical... I sekund that moshen.


YO DUDE! - WTF?


TAGS: ducklings language attitude
Rating: 4.71/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:19 pm
Hilariou5
MissPriss - June 21, 2012, 1:19 am
Thanks but I can't take all the credit the poor little dude worked hard for that pic :)
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:36 am
Awesome! 5 gold Lions for you!
Sho - June 18, 2012, 11:37 pm
You tell 'em bro


SIGN LANGUAGE - or International Diplomacy?




SIGN LANGUAGE -


TAGS: sign language for most of the new posters
Rating: 3.24/5

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WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:19 pm
Ron, you forgot to add the sign for "over".


AUSSIE SLANG -


TAGS: australia language calendar country speak
Rating: 4.54/5

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mariand - November 17, 2011, 7:31 am
LOL...compensate with those who know your language and don't come to your country...


IT NEVER ENDS -


TAGS: english 2nd language palindrome wtf
Rating: 4.81/5

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champ99 - October 31, 2011, 5:04 pm
Liquid. Shooting from nose. What a mes5.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 30, 2011, 9:27 pm
Don't. Get. Me. Started.


WE HAD - body language before we had speech




yeah yeah -


TAGS: language double positive
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 16, 2015, 6:50 pm
yeah, right! LOL! With the sleeves rolled up and cuffed? I just went to the principal's office . . . AGAIN! 5 L !
GaryO - May 16, 2015, 12:28 pm
when the lord rolls, he rolls. you been killin' it, RL


WE HAD BODY LANGUAGE - before we had speech


TAGS: body language
Rating: 4.33/5

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Airman - July 15, 2011, 11:47 am
LOL.. that's a famous Cary Grant quote that i always liked..
Verdeckt - July 15, 2011, 4:49 am
Airman is so AMSOME even he wants to be Airman...


ACCURACY -


TAGS: language easter singer word paradox literalism
Rating: 3.33/5

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Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:42 pm
Ooooo they're naked except for their hats!


SPANISH BASTARD - I don't know what you just said but I'm pretty sure I'm insulted.


TAGS: signs stop language
Rating: 2.32/5

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Hawamleh - November 13, 2010, 5:47 pm
he got some b&jolnir...
agdaniele - November 13, 2010, 1:07 am
adios
Mindbleeder Vazquez - November 13, 2010, 12:53 am
Yankis are so insistent with their traffic rules that get contradicted. Aprendan castellano, vagos de mierda.
iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 18, 2009, 1:38 am
He is simply talking about the contradiction of the two signs and how we do it.
john doe - December 12, 2008, 12:28 am
i dunno wtf he said,but im pretty sure it has something to do wit the fact that it says "stop" yet another sign says "no stoping",just a guess.
Hurley - September 2, 2008, 9:31 pm
HOLY SHIT! Where is gas $1.46 a gallon?


A PLAY ON WORDS -


TAGS: gameshow grammar language host contestant
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 10, 2012, 7:57 am
LoL. I think the puzzle is Photoshop Contest but am checking with the judges. : )
ughomer - December 10, 2012, 7:50 am
Greybeard ~ what is a "PHYTLSHIP CULTIST?"


WISHFUL IGNORANCE - "I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand." Sir Edward Appleton




CANUCKS LOVE IT -


TAGS: language
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - December 4, 2012, 11:53 am
Kinda puts a whole new twist on "getiin' a booter" huh? Thanks for stopping in Gary.
GaryO - December 4, 2012, 8:26 am
first HAH of the day...cheers 5L


MIMES -


TAGS: sign language bird cubby
Rating: 4.68/5

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voodoo3535 - February 4, 2011, 7:02 pm
Love it!!!


New Jersey Accent -




PLAZA FOOD HALL'S - Their restaurants are always so warm & inviting.., however...., that is sometimes lost ever so slightly in translation...


TAGS: language barriers asian translation takeout
Rating: 3.7/5

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hootizz - February 10, 2011, 3:25 am
Exactly CC.., the very point I am trying to make.., but maybe its been lost in my translation as well...
Cloudchaser - February 10, 2011, 12:08 am
It's actually a misunderstanding by our culture. It's pronounced "fookoo" like the "oo" in "book"


SWEAR BOX -


TAGS: colorful language hold your tongue
Rating: 4.38/5

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BubbaX75 - March 5, 2011, 5:34 am
.50p? is that a lot for a cleveland steamer?
Arkot - February 15, 2011, 3:21 am
5 stupid coppers for the fuzz


EASY? -




SIGN LANGUAGE -


TAGS: sign language top 25 motifakers
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - November 28, 2009, 2:23 pm
it... is true
Roamer - March 22, 2009, 11:31 pm
don't hate... appreciate!
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:58 am
Another stellar poster, Ron. I don't know how successful I am as a motifaker, but I definitely attrack the haters. To echo Culos "Bring 'm on!"
Cubbybear - February 6, 2009, 11:22 am
Gentlemen...our Avatars say it all...LOL!
Culos - February 6, 2009, 4:02 am
Without the haters and the ass-rapers, the flamers and the lamers this would just be another boring circle-jerk site! Bring 'm on!
RONART - February 5, 2009, 10:46 pm
LOL...BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MOTIFAKER LIES A PACK OF LOVERS TOO...scary...buttsecks men...lol...since you number one...you first...lol...hold those ankles tight...lol
Cubbybear - February 5, 2009, 10:43 pm
Hater! I love ya too Ron...LOL
RONSART - February 5, 2009, 10:37 pm
CUBBY...You the Number One Successful MOTIFAKER...hummmm?...lol
Cubbybear - February 5, 2009, 10:32 pm
WORD!


WHY IS IT -




AMERICA - Get it right




MERRIMENT -




ENGLISH SPOKEN - Because some asshole couldn't understand any other language than you own.


TAGS: language
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by Marcio

Isabella - March 10, 2009, 5:17 pm
it's portuguese,you stupid people.Try to learn other languages than your own.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 6:42 pm
Now, pardon my ignorance of languages of the world, as I am not exactly a polyglot or an omniglot, but can clon or anyone else tell me what encanbronen and reatotota mean?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 6:40 pm
According to google translate, clon said,"Qualify with only 5 this poster for encabron and continue to be posted against us that we speak more than 1 language by the way, Samuel L. Jackson is a reatototota!"
clon - October 6, 2008, 4:29 pm
Califiqué con 5 este poster solamente para que se encabronen y sigan posteando contra nosotros que hablamos más de 1 idioma :p por cierto, Samuel L. Jackson es una reatototota!
Amaterasu - October 3, 2008, 2:30 pm
Eu me pergunto se esse johnnyshadez está realmente falando outra língua ou se está inventando. And yes, I speak english mutherfucker!!
jonnyshadez - October 2, 2008, 6:30 am
अंग्रेज़ी माँ कमीने, तुम यह बात करते हैं?
Riley - August 18, 2008, 12:35 am
Es ist nicht ein Vorurteil, es ist 'ne Tatsache!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 18, 2008, 12:01 am
The reference may have been to Pulp Fiction, but the reason it was referenced was to complain about another language. Oy vey! Eso es muy estúpido. Es bedeutet Vorurteil.
CFH - August 17, 2008, 9:16 pm
i'm a nice portuguese fella... it's wrote: BEING A MUSLIN Its fucked up
Scorpion - June 2, 2008, 4:05 pm
Anyone can speak English, you just point and grunt.
CRACKA - May 25, 2008, 11:26 am
NO BECAUSE ENGLISH IS THE BEST LANGUAGE
This Guy - March 28, 2008, 4:25 pm
Thank you, God. Someone got the reference.
yeah - March 28, 2008, 3:03 pm
hey hey dick head, the guy who wrote english motherfucker do you speak it, was obviously making a samuel l jackson reference.


Canadians -


TAGS: canadians language slang unique cultures
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:42 pm
Blasphemy! Canada stands alone...eh? Thanks OSA.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:41 pm
Loony, toony... still much nicer looking than American money...teehee. Thanks Robin, er, Cannabal
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:38 pm
Slang, yup. It sounds very much like... thanks silvie :)
Silverheart - October 22, 2013, 10:26 am

I use more than a few of those words... I did grow up just across a lake from Canada. Any slang for 5 Lions?
Cannabal - October 21, 2013, 7:23 pm
"In Canada, their dollar is called the "loony." How can you take an economic crisis seriously?" ~Robin Williams
OSA - October 21, 2013, 5:07 pm
US/Canada. Australia/NZ. ...Close, but not quite the same!!


Words to live by -


TAGS: rednecks appear to live by a language all their own man bra fairs
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:34 am
Sorry, old joke my parents used to pull. We'd all be in the car, my dad would see a someone walking their dog, and he'd say, “That is one UGLY dog!" Then my mother would follow it up with, “Yeah, even the one on the leash.". . . . I'll see myself out :D
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:31 pm
And that mohair bra...needs a few less hairs! Thanks crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:57 am
That i5 one ugly man! Ugh! And the one on the left, too.


THE GERMANS -


TAGS: adaption language deficiency remind
Rating: 4.33/5

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forseti - August 6, 2011, 10:45 am
They remind me of my deficiencies in the German language, so I hate them too! ;)
mariand - August 5, 2011, 3:07 pm
lol... what about the foreigners that hackle german language?
mariand - August 5, 2011, 3:03 pm
5hon und lustig ;)
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 10:30 am
5ehr gut
Anima - August 5, 2011, 10:22 am
das ist gut jah


MOTIFAKE - A Google Friendly Environment Please Keep It That Way No NSFW Allowed




COMEDY WITHIN TRAGEDY - It's listening to reporters around the world struggle to pronounce Eyjafjallajokull.




PEWPEWZEIT -


TAGS: boom is the same in all languages
Rating: 3.79/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:53 pm
for correct german the title should be "pengpengzeit" cours "pewpew" is the english counterpart of the german "pengpeng" for the sound firing a gun. but "pewpew" sounds cooler xD leaving my 5 lions for you


BODY LANGUAGE - The single place setting told me I wasn't getting any tonight




ECHOLALIA -


TAGS: i dont speak the language but that chirping sounds redundant
Rating: 3.29/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:56 am
Probably the worst thing I do as the parent of an autistic child. Son, say, "Daddy, stop putting words in my mouth." child dutifully repeats.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:02 pm
I'm probably liking this for a reason it was not intended, but that doesn't.... aw, fuck it... 5L


SENSE OF HUMOR - I love women ho makes me laugh


TAGS: inglorious basterds speak other language
Rating: 2.92/5

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MO - March 9, 2010, 1:47 pm
I love hos that make me laugh....ho ho ho!!


LOST IN PUBLIC TRANSPORT! -




VEHICLE REGISTRATIONS - Sometimes, you just get all the luck.




Japanese -


TAGS: japan woman noisy language
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 18, 2016, 7:48 pm
LoL @ Em. UV for the poster
EmilioDumphque - February 18, 2016, 6:29 pm
"The View" explained.
JesusWept - February 18, 2016, 7:01 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - February 18, 2016, 6:53 am
Excellent observation a 5er


dialect -


TAGS: poison language
Rating: 5/5

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katebates31 - August 14, 2015, 11:40 am
I have been told I have an acid tongue, a spicy tongue, by folks trying to be kind,ha-ha. Like yr Poison Tongue
mizzdizz - January 12, 2015, 4:47 pm
Thanks, Sho! My goth side has been craving some of you're fabulous creepiness for a couple of days. I tried, but my efforts keep falling flat. 5 very happy goth lions!


Job Application -


TAGS: job application assets language
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 5, 2016, 1:02 am
Nay-den-ya-hoo jeebus teehee
JesusWept - October 4, 2016, 3:56 pm
That particular asset will probably get you fired. ^^^^^Up


Hind Sight -


TAGS: regret english language rhino pomegranate
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 19, 2015, 3:58 am
So, this program you have, Mr Melon. The one that turns the average pic into a Rococo. I must have it... 5 Louvres
MissPriss - October 18, 2015, 11:36 pm
Does that also apply to sumabitch? 5L Greeny
mizzdizz - October 18, 2015, 10:47 pm
Excellent twist, Greeny! 5L


fuck you -


TAGS: foul language misinterpretted old lady
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 29, 2015, 12:19 am
another 10(?) years that'll be my come back...teehee.
MissPriss - September 29, 2015, 12:18 am
Thanks!
concern3 - September 28, 2015, 12:50 pm
nice a 5er
JesusWept - September 28, 2015, 9:53 am
LOL real nice. 5.


Chinese -


TAGS: china language easy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2015, 12:38 pm
Awesome! I loved it. Had me going for a second. I'm Italian, so I had to google Italian jokes. And this poster reminded me of a similar joke about an Italian chatting with another Italian on the subway and someone who eaves dropped. You'll love it!
demon001 - December 18, 2015, 8:09 pm
Fu Kin Ass Ho


Inglish -


TAGS: english language mother thanks tattoo
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 10, 2016, 1:03 pm
Thanks!
concern3 - May 10, 2016, 1:02 pm
nice Up yours


Flawless Logic -


TAGS: healthcare language logic yummy and delicious
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 30, 2016, 10:13 pm
Didn't think of that, LOL! :-D
JesusWept - March 30, 2016, 1:51 pm
Health plan...? Ahhh! So not having English as first language is a disease?? Dear me! LMAO!!!


Lost in Translation -


TAGS: language barriers bent not broken
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 1:52 pm
Welllll, if you insist!!!(Southern bell accent, batting eyes flirtaciously) ROTFL!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 1:43 pm
Ok. But, can we keep Gary & Steve out of it? They make me a bit nervous. Huggs, cutey.
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 1:40 pm
Although I believe in equality for everybody, I am not of the 'feminist' persuasion. I appreciate a gentleman's ways. Yes, I am myself! I'm glad I made you laugh! That was my intention! Hugs!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 1:16 pm
M'lady... (sorry, I know you don't like that term, but... like it or not, you are that in my eyes) you're off the hook. Made me grin, thanks.
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 1:10 pm
Only if you get to watch and/or participate! ROTFL!!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 12:59 pm
Hmm... wondering... the right scream... might be good.
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 12:52 pm
If you open the door and nobody screams, you're good! LOL!
Thedge - November 29, 2014, 1:07 pm
Yeah, but am still in a quandary, which way?
mizzdizz - November 29, 2014, 12:47 pm
"I think what we have here, is a failure to communicate..." I love this stuff! Thanks edge! appreciate the laughs with my 1st cup of joe!


DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH - But I seem to get by alright with what I know.


TAGS: language barriers global cultures
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - June 17, 2012, 12:28 am

lolz
MissPriss - June 16, 2012, 6:14 pm
And it would appear a very good one at that teehee
Greeny - June 16, 2012, 2:24 pm
It's one of those automatic translator5


SIGN LANGUAGE HURT FEELINGS - Love that one, too, but don't you think you're making the other one jealous?




INTUITION -




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